Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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