plz talk dirty to me
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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