So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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