Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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