I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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