i don't like sucking hair
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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