That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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