If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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