my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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