i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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