If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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