It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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