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tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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