Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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