He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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