Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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