I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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