So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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