i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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