just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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