My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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