Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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