32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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