My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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