She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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