3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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