Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You can't special order awesome
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You took a bar mat shot.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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