Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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