He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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