we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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