: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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