It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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