Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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