so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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