well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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