this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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