do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He passed out mid-signature
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Randomize
