btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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