i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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