Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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