did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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