Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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