i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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