Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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