I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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