i need an iv and a liver transplant
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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