we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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