she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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