I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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