So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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