His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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