we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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