I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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