Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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